Maybe you are already there. If you are not, you will be there some day. So let us celebrate our Geezer-dom as best we can while we can and if we can. Take a pill if you have to - you know, those blue ones. Swallow it quickly, if you don't you'll get a stiff neck.
This web site is dedicated to senior citizen humor. So, sit back in your comfy chair and have a laugh or two. It is good medicine.